Ahaha. SAG is now calling for a strike authorization from the membership. You know, because making $200,000 per episode just isn't enough. And yes, I know that most actors don't earn that much, but those yeoman actors aren't going to be the public face of a SAG strike. In fact, they're going to be the first casualties, along with the BTLers who drag ass to the set at ass o'clock in the morning to make sure the actors look good. This is yet another case of the Haves not being satisfied with having more than their neighbors and standing on the heads of the less fortunate to get one more piece of a pie they cannot possibly eat.

The actors who only work once every year for five minutes aren't going to benefit from a strike. They'll muddle along as they always do, making ends meet by waiting tables and walking JLo's dogs down Rodeo Drive. The rich are going to get richer, and the poor are just going to take it up the ass again while someone tells them that the pain is for the best, the hallowed greater good.

Yeehaw.

I don't want to hear how hard it is to live the L.A. lifestyle on $200,000 an episode. Are you honestly telling me that you can't live safely and comfortably, a phrase which here means live with a roof over your head, food on the table, electricity, access to a doctor, and access to some form of transportation, for $200,000 a week for twenty-three weeks a year?

Really?

If you can't, then you're doing it wrong. Millions of people who make less than $40,000 a year manage to make a life for themselves. It's not a glamorous life, by any means, but they're not squatting on the sidewalk in front of Starbucks, emaciated and begging to turn tricks for a sip from the dregs of a passing stranger's coffee. I live well below the federal poverty line, and I still manage to eat and keep an apartment and get where I need to go. I have no health insurance beyond the joke that is Medicare, it's true, but that's because most insurance companies refuse folks with disabilities on the grounds that we might actually use the service they offer. Roomie and I make it on half of what the federal government mandates as the bare minimum for a two-person home.

So why should I weep for an entitled asshole who earns almost $4 million dollars a year and dares to call himself underpaid?

I shouldn't, and I won't, and I doubt that the millions of middle-class and lower-middle-class folks who've watched their life savings evaporate into the pitiless maw of Wall St. are going to shed many tears, either. Not when many of them are faced with losing everything they've worked for for ten, twenty, thirty years. Fifty.

I have zero sympathy for SAG leadership and only marginally more for the SAG rank and file. All of them are so grossly out of touch with reality as it exists in the rest of the country that it would be funny if it weren't so sad.

The best part of this strike authorization call is that it could take forty-five days for the call to go out and another three weeks for the votes to be counted. So, they're asking their membership to authorize a strike just before the holidays, when most folks are stretched to the limit emotionally and financially. And they're asking them to go on strike just as the Christmas bills come due. They're asking this in an economic climate one step removed from utter meltdown.

All while Alan Rosenberg sits pretty on his wife's handy nest egg of $6 million dollars from her gig on CSI.

Good luck getting the requisite seventy-five percent needed to call a strike, Mr. Marg.

The best I can hope for as a viewer about to get shafted for the second consecutive season is that a strike drowns the godawful DL arc in its infernal infancy. Then I can say that a meager iota of good dribbled out of this wretched, ill-fated dick joust like a cool drop of ambrosia from a pus-filled rectal boil.

Some consolation.
George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure. I'm not shocked at the manner of death since he'd suffered five previous heart attacks. I am saddened, however, to know that such a gifted spoken wordsmith will speak no more. Roomie introduced me to George's material ten years ago, and I immediately gravitated to his critiques of modern language. I've laughed until I cried at his dissection of "Happens to be..." and his excoriation of rhetorical questions as conversational gambits. His discussion of airport lingo was priceless.

I noticed in his last special(which I watched on a rolling, fuzzy HBO) that he was frail and lacking his customary bite, but I chalked it up to his advancing age and an off night, a luxury to which a master of his pedigree is wholly entitled.

Rest in peace, Mr. Carlin. I hope God really is Joe Pesci.



The SAG contract with AMPTP expires June 30th, and since the leadership has foolishly divided its precious time between negotiating with AMPTP and having a futile, messy, childish pissing match with AFTRA, its sister guild for talk show hosts, et al, I anticipate another protracted strike that will benefit no one. Whee. What fun for the TV viewers, who'll get shorted for the second season in a row and rewarded for their viewing loyalty with rushed, half-assed episodes and "surprise twists" as logical and exciting as a boner during Mass.

Fuck you, SAG. You had months to negotiate a deal, but you chose to procrastinate in the name of leverage and pick a bitchfight with your sister union instead. I have zero sympathy for you at this point because it's abundantly clear that you have no interest in the larger ramifications of another work stoppage, and that the leadership represents only itself and those actors who are in the top ten percent.

And you're fapping about a longer lunch hour? Really? I... Don 't actors complain about the long, idle hours they spend on set, waiting for the crew to erect the sets and reposition the cameras? Why not eat then? Surely they can kip over to the catering area for a stale gourmet wrap in four hours.

And God help the crews who've just begun to emerge from the rubble of the first financial avalanche. It must be horrible, knowing that your livelihood is about to squirm in the hands of an inept Bond villain. Again. I wonder how long it'll take the writers, who were so quick to piss down the backs of worried BTLers during their failed strike with high-and-mighty cries of, "Get another job, loser," to cry poverty and deride the actors as greedy, soulless millionaires who care nothing for their noble suffering? I give it ten comments on Nikki Finke's first strike post.
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