laguera25: Dug from UP! (LuciusGOF)
( Dec. 21st, 2005 07:27 pm)
Today was a lovely day. I bundled myself up and went out for pizza and to buy shampoo and Tums for my trip to St. Augustine. Then, when I got home, I found packages from [livejournal.com profile] aculeatus and [livejournal.com profile] sabine791110. The latter arrived in an adorable snowman tin that I wanted to glomp. I have yet to try the cookies, but they look delicious. Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] sabine79110, though I am disappointed that the men of CSI and CSI: NY couldn't be coaxed into the stripogram. Might I suggest prudent application of the riding crop next time?

[livejournal.com profile] aculeatus, as usual, spoiled me. There was candy with which to rot my teeth, a card featuring Slytherin bribery, a tiny Veritaserum bottle, a package of Earl Grey, and English Breakfast Tea, which, unfortunately, opened in transit. ~Squee, glomp, purr~

I found your Christmas card today, [livejournal.com profile] aculeatus, though at this late date, it should be more aptly called the New Year's Sometime in Bloody January Card. Now I just need to figure the postage. I would hate to plow my way through the post office, grinding the elderly and small children beneath my bloodstained wheels and leaving bloody smears and the screams of orphaned children in my wake, only to have the card returned for insufficient postage.

I noticed yesterday that the fics of which I am most proud are also the ones that have received the fewest reviews. Have any of my fellow ficcers noticed this, and if so, how does it come to be? For instance, the fics that have given me the most pleasure to write were as follows:

The Private Garden of Neville Longbottom

Adeste Fidelis

Going Under

Winter's Debt

With the exception of "Winter's Debt", which recently received a request to be translated into Hungarian, and which has reams of feedback and recs to its credit, they have all attracted very little notice, and I find that odd. Writing them was euphoric, painless, and there were times that I would have sworn my fingers were moving of their own volition. Each of them was as close to a fully realized manifestation of my intentions as I could come, and as clear as a narrative voice could be. I remember finishing them and dancing the jive turkey of spastic joy because goddammit, them thar babies were pitch-perfect. Surely everyone would Get It. Hot diggity!

And then...squadoosh. My craptacular, long-abandoned Halloween fic, on the other hand, still gets requests for updates. Go figure.

The point of this piffling-besides a clandestine, ninja-stealth, subtle-as-a-sledgehammer pimp-is that I'm wondering if other ficcers have experienced this phenomenon. Have you ever turned in a piece, thought, Boy, oh, boy, I've hit a homerun with this story, and then been stunned by the resounding silence with which the fandom greets it? Conversely, have you ever just tossed a fic out there as a "what if" and been inundated with unexpected kudos? Have you ever wanted to stab LeatherPants!ChainSmoking!Draco in the head with a hot darning needle while masturbating to The Bangles and huffing whippets?

The questions, they burn.
Tomorrow is my birthday, and I plan to spend it reveling in my nakedness and playing video games. And ogling Gary Sinise, of course. No elaborate dinner plans, but roomie has promised cake and turkey breast, and tomorrow, he's off to rescue Salazar from the USPS Pound. There will also be presents~squee, bum wriggle~.

I'll happily list my booty in another post. I'm betting it's books, games, and movies. Those are my usual fare, and with the exception of video games, which require a blood sacrifice, a sexual favor to the nerdy counter boy, and two ounces of fresh thigh meat, are cheap. I saw a CSI puzzle in Barnes and Noble and was all set to claim it as my present to myself, but then I realized I lacked a table upon which to piece it together. My table currently holds a computer and desk lamp, and that by a thread.~woe~ Maybe next month I'll invest in a TV tray or card table.

I wanted CSI: New York Season One, but it doesn't come out until the 18th, and by then, I'll be broke. Hell, I'm broke now. It'll have to wait until November, and then I can agonize over whether to buy it or CSI Season Five, which hits the shelves November 22.

Decisions, decisions. Sometimes, I wish I were a crazy old coot with tons of cash stuffed into my mattress. Sure, I'd never bathe, and I'd have rotten teeth, bum funk to poleaxe a rabid skunk, and thirty-four cats, but I'd never have to worry about my CSI habit again. Forget the DVDs: I'd buy Greg Sanders, Warrick Brown, and Nick Stokes and swim nekkid in a vat of liquid latex.

Does anyone on my flist have a copy of the Roseanne Cash/Johnny Cash duet, "September When It Comes"? They never have a copy when I go looking at Best Buy.

Has anyone heard from [livejournal.com profile] pandora_nervosa? I know she said she was resting, but she also said her Crohn's was flaring, and she usually updates so regularly.



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