Last night, I said I might write a few words. I wrote seven hundred and likely would have written my customary full complement of one thousand if I hadn't been distracted by episodes of Planet Earth. In my defense, though, that series is absolutely stunning and reminds me of how fabulous The Discovery Channel used to be before it devolved into endless, formulaic reality shows.
Someone should make a Rammstein version of Written? Kitten! Call it Written? Rammstein! and feature various shots of the band members or stills from various shows. Write your first hundred words and get Grumpy!Till. Write another and get dancing Flake. Hit five hundred, get Richard's ass. Reach a thousand and get a strategic still from "Mann Gegen Mann". If I had a tool so powerful as this at my disposal, then I would morph into a lust-addled Agatha Christie and churn out novel after novel. Whether they would be of any merit would be debatable, but at least they would be finished. I'd make it myself if I had the savvy, but I don't. I could throw the idea out into the ether of Rammfandom on![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
rammstein_pimp, but the comm is moribund at the best of times, and since it failed to acknowledge Till's recent birthday, I doubt my call for fandom kitsch would be heard, let alone acknowledged. Still, it's fun to imagine.
Someone should make a Rammstein version of Written? Kitten! Call it Written? Rammstein! and feature various shots of the band members or stills from various shows. Write your first hundred words and get Grumpy!Till. Write another and get dancing Flake. Hit five hundred, get Richard's ass. Reach a thousand and get a strategic still from "Mann Gegen Mann". If I had a tool so powerful as this at my disposal, then I would morph into a lust-addled Agatha Christie and churn out novel after novel. Whether they would be of any merit would be debatable, but at least they would be finished. I'd make it myself if I had the savvy, but I don't. I could throw the idea out into the ether of Rammfandom on
rammstein_pimp, but the comm is moribund at the best of times, and since it failed to acknowledge Till's recent birthday, I doubt my call for fandom kitsch would be heard, let alone acknowledged. Still, it's fun to imagine.Tags: