Yes, Mr. Burns Is My Grandfather, and I'm Surrounded By Idiots

[laguera25]

My blood pressure would be considerably lower if I'd just learn to scroll past Ghwazee's illiterate ramblings on Talk. Perhaps English isn't her first language, but that doesn't explain or excuse her staunch refusal to punctuate or capitalize.

I yearn to blast her for her foaming illiteracy and her rabid Smacked fixation, but I know the mods, in a bid to preserve the board's sacred wank cherry, would drub me into the proverbial floor for pointing out her idiocy attacking another poster. I know this because I got thwapped for chewing on an obnoxious tweenie who was attempting to use the lessons learned in her high school Civics course to justify the existence and imminent canonical validation of D/L. For the curious, the lesson she so judiciously and cunningly applied was, "We live in a democracy, and democracy rules, so shut the fuck up." She was no doubt absent on the day the teacher discussed the role the right to dissent plays in a healthy democratic republic.

Her teacher was surely proud to see his lessons so heroically applied. I'm sure he wiped away a tear. Right before he went into the bottom drawer of his desk for his therapeutic stash of Beam.

Anyway, I shall restrain myself as best I'm able and devote myself to more productive pursuits, like staring vapidly at the House marathon on USA, pooping, and watching the third disc of my Kane DVD.