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Oh, CSI:Miami, you suck so, so much. I watched you last night for lack of anything else, and you were so gleefully wretched. 'Fess up; you know you're shoveling patently ridiculous crap. You just don't care. The more I see of this show, the more I'm convinced it's written, shot, and directed with the overseas market in mind. Foreigners have always seen America as bigger than reality allows, Tombstone meets James Bond(an image Hollywood and plebe America gladly perpetuates, by the by), and God, is Miami ever bloated, hokey, and so majestically self-involved as to beggar belief. The scene of HoCaine posed heroically behind the suddenly empowered women was right out of the Superman pulps of the '50s.
Dear Wolfe,
Could that shirt get any greener? My eyes! And with a brown coat, too. Agh!!
Dear Eric,
You've already had one brush with paternity. Please, keep your smokin' Latino love pistol holstered.
Dear Writers,
"Word is, she's a real sparkplug."
A sparkplug so brimming with intelligence, moxie, and confidence that she can't muster the wherewithal to open the various drawers in her autopsy room and acclimate herself with her equipment and what goes where. Nope. This Grissom con racko just makes googlies with Delko and plays the coy damsel in inconvenience. Whee!
Show, don't tell.
Also, BWOOOOP, BWOOOOP, BWOOOOP! Mary Sue Watch is now in effect. While the dreaded and usually fatal condition has not yet been confirmed, conditions are ripe for it to manifest. Tara Price should be closely monitored for more overt symptoms of the disease.
D
If I have a brain in my head, I'll never watch again.
Dear Wolfe,
Could that shirt get any greener? My eyes! And with a brown coat, too. Agh!!
Dear Eric,
You've already had one brush with paternity. Please, keep your smokin' Latino love pistol holstered.
Dear Writers,
"Word is, she's a real sparkplug."
A sparkplug so brimming with intelligence, moxie, and confidence that she can't muster the wherewithal to open the various drawers in her autopsy room and acclimate herself with her equipment and what goes where. Nope. This Grissom con racko just makes googlies with Delko and plays the coy damsel in inconvenience. Whee!
Show, don't tell.
Also, BWOOOOP, BWOOOOP, BWOOOOP! Mary Sue Watch is now in effect. While the dreaded and usually fatal condition has not yet been confirmed, conditions are ripe for it to manifest. Tara Price should be closely monitored for more overt symptoms of the disease.
D
If I have a brain in my head, I'll never watch again.