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The Red Bloat is upon me, and since this morning, Grawp has been prospecting for cunny honey in my girl parts. Oh, how I wish I had a detachable uterus that I could remove and hang to drip dry over the shower rod until my cycle was over. I bet it would look a great deal like the "hot water bottle" my mom hung in the shower.
In happier news, Eddie Cahill has posted about his beloved New York Rangers' chances in the playoffs. Now, the only hockey I have ever followed was minor-league hockey, so all of the jargon is over my head, but his enthusiasm is clear, and his squee is endearing. It's also refreshing to see proficiency in the English language and a basic grasp of how to structure an argument. There are a few comma quibbles, but his post is organized and concise and legible. Literacy is so attractive, and now more than ever, I wish there were more men like Eddie and fewer men like Kevin Federline or my ex.
Hormones and Grawp's fist in my girlie bits have made me feel bleagh, so I'm going to watch Cold Case and hit the sack.
In happier news, Eddie Cahill has posted about his beloved New York Rangers' chances in the playoffs. Now, the only hockey I have ever followed was minor-league hockey, so all of the jargon is over my head, but his enthusiasm is clear, and his squee is endearing. It's also refreshing to see proficiency in the English language and a basic grasp of how to structure an argument. There are a few comma quibbles, but his post is organized and concise and legible. Literacy is so attractive, and now more than ever, I wish there were more men like Eddie and fewer men like Kevin Federline or my ex.
Hormones and Grawp's fist in my girlie bits have made me feel bleagh, so I'm going to watch Cold Case and hit the sack.
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