We Interrupt Your Daily Slavering With Pesky Technical Difficulties and a Meme

[laguera25]

There is a fiendish conspiracy afoot to thwart my daily ritual of slavering over Eddie Cahill. Both Behind Blue Eyes and CSIfiles are down. I have resorted to Google, that sorry substitute for the panty-moistening pleasure of having him all in one place. Honestly, Eddie is a handsome fellow, but he either photographs terribly or beautifully. Half the time, he looks stunning, and the other half, he has appalling dark smudges beneath his eyes, as though he hadn't slept for three days and stumbled onto the red carpet by mistake on the way to take a leak. He always has that exquisite smile, though.

I'm going to pedal Greg Sanders as far down the Sturm und Drangobahn as I can today and tomorrow because Saturday is a wash. Severe thunderstorms are expected throughout the day, and I have no desire to ride the lightning for my art. After Greg reaches his stopover, it'll be back to Flack and the Gurney of Woe.

Gacked from stellaluna_:

Give me a title of a story I haven't written, and I'll tell you what the synopsis would be.

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