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In Which Bonnie Hammer and the USA Network Shit the Bed and Show How Not to Run a Network
USA Network can kiss my ass. I'm pissed that they've delayed the new season of Law and Order: CI, but I'm more pissed that they continued to run ads for the season at its original airdate for a week after the announcement. It's sloppy, and poor form, and really, while we're on the subject, I don't buy USA's feeble spin that the delay makes economic sense. Production costs are production cost no matter when they're incurred; are they expecting me to believe that Jeff Goldblum will work more cheaply after the holidays? Fuck you, assholes. I'm not that stupid.
I was extremely interested to see how Goldblum would perform in the shadow of Chris Noth, but now, I couldn't give less of a tinker's damn if you promised me a three-night, all-inclusive fuckathon with Don Flack for my efforts. I don't enjoy having the goalposts moved on me at the eleventh hour, and I refuse to forsake The Closer, which I adore(Provenza, OMG), for an untested and possibly disastrous new dynamic.
So, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, USA Network, and your useless penny-pinching, too.
I was extremely interested to see how Goldblum would perform in the shadow of Chris Noth, but now, I couldn't give less of a tinker's damn if you promised me a three-night, all-inclusive fuckathon with Don Flack for my efforts. I don't enjoy having the goalposts moved on me at the eleventh hour, and I refuse to forsake The Closer, which I adore(Provenza, OMG), for an untested and possibly disastrous new dynamic.
So, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, USA Network, and your useless penny-pinching, too.