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How I long for the days when people at least pretended not to be complete morons incapable of breathing without detailed instructions and constant supervision.
Below is the text of a blurb I posted yesterday about Karl Urban's odd Twitter doings. It has not been edited in any way:
Damn, Karl is just on a like-obliterating spree on Twitter. I wonder if he’s nuking his political stuff or all his likes on fans’ stuff or Katee’s Tweets.
Nothing ambiguous about it as far as I can tell. And yet, I woke up this morning to someone who asked, "Wait...what happened?" As though I had posed one of the great mystifying questions of our time and done so in ancient Sanskrit.
What do you mean, what happened? The answer is right there, in plain English, in the very first sentence. He nuked a bunch of likes on Twitter, and I wonder why. I even posit three possible reasons. When did humanity collectively jettison its ability to read? It's not just critical thinking that's a vanishingly-rare species these days, but thinking itself. How do these blithering idiots not drown themselves in the goddamn shower?
Below is the text of a blurb I posted yesterday about Karl Urban's odd Twitter doings. It has not been edited in any way:
Damn, Karl is just on a like-obliterating spree on Twitter. I wonder if he’s nuking his political stuff or all his likes on fans’ stuff or Katee’s Tweets.
Nothing ambiguous about it as far as I can tell. And yet, I woke up this morning to someone who asked, "Wait...what happened?" As though I had posed one of the great mystifying questions of our time and done so in ancient Sanskrit.
What do you mean, what happened? The answer is right there, in plain English, in the very first sentence. He nuked a bunch of likes on Twitter, and I wonder why. I even posit three possible reasons. When did humanity collectively jettison its ability to read? It's not just critical thinking that's a vanishingly-rare species these days, but thinking itself. How do these blithering idiots not drown themselves in the goddamn shower?
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