His Anaconda Does Want Some

One thousand and forty-one words since last update.

I lost nearly a foot of hair today. I'm not sure it's the most attractive cut for my face, but it's so much neater, and now I won't look like a homeless waif when I meet His Urbanness.

I also got the car checked and tuned up today. It is ready for our latest odyssey. All hail car, for it is mighty.

I might've lost hair today, but I found this:

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It's so adorable, but do all men just stop maturing at twelve?

I also found this, which is hardly so innocent:



Just...you'll see it. Holy GODDAMN. It's like a garden hose.