Awespmely Bad Erotica

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By now, my gaping clam cavern was dribbling like a broken coffee maker. The unrelenting orgasms from his battering ram pounding my cod canyon made me come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. My tuna canal was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. After having my hairy spunk dungeon hammered, he then proceeded to thrust my marmite motorway. The thrusting makes me flow my tuna tunnel tears all over his purple beaver buster.