Deathly Hallows Review as Written by a Telegraph Operator--No Spoilers

I saw Deathly Hallows 2 this afternoon. I will have more to say tomorrow, when I don't have Movie Headache and am not rushing to finish in time for the Haven s2 premiere, but in brief:

-Oh, Neville.

-Oh, Harry(more on this tomorrow)

-Oh, Minerva McGongall(more on this tomorrow).

-Really, movie? Fuck you(more on this tomorrow).

-Oh, CGI Age Eraser, NO.

-Oh, epilogue makeup artist, no.

-Kingsley Shacklebolt, you are a BAMF. ILU

-I hope you get accustomed to spending a great deal of time alone with your cane, Lucius, because Draco clearly thinks you're a spineless blowhard failure.

-Molly Weasley, you are also a BAMF. In fact, the Weasleys are an entire family of BAMFs, and you should all be allowed to walk around sans pants. Mayhap you do, which would explain why there are so many of you.

Deathly Hallows Review as Written by a Telegraph Operator--No Spoilers

I saw Deathly Hallows 2 this afternoon. I will have more to say tomorrow, when I don't have Movie Headache and am not rushing to finish in time for the Haven s2 premiere, but in brief:

-Oh, Neville.

-Oh, Harry(more on this tomorrow)

-Oh, Minerva McGongall(more on this tomorrow).

-Really, movie? Fuck you(more on this tomorrow).

-Oh, CGI Age Eraser, NO.

-Oh, epilogue makeup artist, no.

-Kingsley Shacklebolt, you are a BAMF. ILU

-I hope you get accustomed to spending a great deal of time alone with your cane, Lucius, because Draco clearly thinks you're a spineless blowhard failure.

-Molly Weasley, you are also a BAMF. In fact, the Weasleys are an entire family of BAMFs, and you should all be allowed to walk around sans pants. Mayhap you do, which would explain why there are so many of you.