Can I Stop Now, God?

Ha. I was responsible today. I paid all my bills. So how does the universe reward me? By having the water to my house fail. If we're lucky, the breaker box that controls the communal pump for the shared well can be replaced. If it's a short in the line itself, then the power company will have to erect a new line at a cost of several thousand dollars per resident.

Yeah, fuck you, universe. I hate you, too.