Is Google Down for Any of You?

Is anyone else getting a "Congratulations, Apache is successfully running on your server" when they access Google.com? I can access Google.ca just fine, but not Google.com. I suspect a virus because Roomie was a dribbling fuckwit and went to Facebok.com last night instead of Facebook, and the damn thing choked Firefox.

ETA: I ran Avast and found some junk, but I still can't access Google, and when I click GMail, it says that the secure connection failed because the information received was too long. MY ISO is doing maintenance, so maybe something went wonkyfutz.

Here's the exact wording for the curious:

Secure Connection Failed













An error occurred during a connection to www.google.com.

SSL received a record that exceeded the maximum permissible length.

(Error code: ssl_error_rx_record_too_long)








* The page you are trying to view can not be shown because the authenticity of the received data could not be verified.

* Please contact the web site owners to inform them of this problem. Alternatively, use the command found in the help menu to report this broken site.

Fic Outtake: Die Sprache der Blinden VI

Here's an outtake from Sprache VI. It's lovely and sweet, but far too intimate for where I want them to be right now.

( Sprache VI Outtake )