Where I've Been...

Yee! Things have improved dramatically since my last scribbling. No, I haven't unlocked the secret to cloning Eddie Cahill, right down to his sexy, sexy brains, nor have I bought that manse in Majorca, but life has gone on.

Oh, flist, those of you who get a dirtybadwrong tingle in your girl parts from my rants might have to proceed to the nearest bathroom stall and lock the door. I took the rare step of going out for pleasure twice in one week, and o, the nitwits and nabobs I did meet.

( In Which I Talk About the Morons in my Neighborhood )

But the day was pleasant in spite of the unrelenting assault of full-frontal boobery. I ate twice, bought steak and ground beef for the next few days, and finally got my hands on a copy of The Verve Pipe's "The Freshman", which I've been wanting for ten years. I also bought a George Lopez stand-up DVD, a Rammstein CD, and Neil Gaiman's Fragile Things.

And when I dragged home at 8PM, WGN was showing WKRP in Cincinnati reruns. I had never watched this show before, but when July rolls around, I will buy the DVDs. I haven't laughed so hard at a TV show in ages. MADE of WIN.

So, yeah, it's been a good few days.