A Preview of Things to Come, and Some Criminal Minds Meta

I'm going to talk about Hotch and Haley like I promised yesterday afternoon, but before I do, a forewarning: I am likely to be crabby and irrational next Wednesday, because mingled with my sodden-pantied lust for Tux!Flack will be an irrational, vicious loathing for Flack's Barbie. In fact, as I tried to explain to faylinn_drake, I'll probably look and behave a great deal like He Who Kills.

For those who don't know, He Who Kills is a homicidal Zuni fetish doll who was featured in the 1975 cult horror classic, Trilogy of Terror, and while Chucky might be the most well-known and iconic of the killer dolls, He Who Kills is the most hilariously awesome. If you don't believe me, check out the Youtube link provided above. The first time I saw him, I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

In any event, that will be me come Wednesday, a frenetic, gibbering blur of ill-repressed outrage, hiding resolutely beneath my dust-ruffled Sofa of Denial and jabbing savagely at the ankles of Flack's new love interest with my tiny, tiny spear of abject hate.


( Criminal Minds 302-Birth and Death--MAJOR SPOILERS )