Oh, My God. It CANNOT Be. Welcome Me, Tinhat Fangirls, With Open Arms

( Spoilers Regarding HBP and Severus Snape-Proceed No Further if You Wish to Remain Unspoiled and Retain Your Appetite )

My fics will hold their current arcs. I have had the trajectories of the SLS series and House of Bad Faith in mind for too long for them to be derailed by such piffle as canon. If AUs bother you, don't read my fics any longer, because baby, I've got Reynolds Wrap by the yard over here, and aside from making a spiffy tri-cornered tinhat, it also makes a top-notch insulator and groovy wallpaper for my reality-insulated bunker. There is plenty of space and granola for those who wish to join me.

hexennacht, I'll finish up your drabble as soon as I take my Crazy Pills.