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Nothing much to report today. It rained most of the afternoon and evening, and it's only in the past hour that I've gotten on to cruise the 'Net and check e-mail. Nothing in the 'ol inbox but Chapter Owls from FictionAlley and ads from Ebay. My spam folder also contained e-mail with "Subjects Hidden For My Protection," which were all summarily deleted.
I must confess that I'm curious as to what could be so dangerous or damning as to require concealment. This is the Internet, after all, that bastion of iniquity and perversion that is limited only by the imagination. Just by performing a Google search, I'v satisfied my curiosity about various sexual terms and practices, sometimes far in excess of what I wanted to see or know. Thanks to the Internet, female ejaculation and hentai are no longer mysteries of the Sexual Illuminati.
Given that, what dark secrets could the e-mail hold? Flicka porn? Little people being shoved headfirst up a burro's ass while a Tijuana hooker guzzles tequila and spunk in equal measure? Bambi/Flipper OTP? The Internet is a seedy place, and nothing-and I mean nothing-is beyond its grasp. Except cripple!porn. No matter the search terms I enter, I still can't bring up those coveted pictures of the paraplegic and the Siamese twins. I've found obese!porn, granny!porn, tranny!porn, gay!porn, and fetishes involving various and sundry bodily fluids, but no limper lovin'. I guess it isn't a sexual utopia, after all::snort::.
On a more serious and less disgusting note, I decided, on a whim, to participate in a snaps-cup meme, though I'll be buggered if I know what it is. I just thought it might be fun. It can be found here:
Snaps-Cup Meme.
In a day or two, I'll likely have forgotten all about it, but what the heck.
I watched Dog the Bounty Hunter tonight. Dog is just a big, wibbly teddy bear, bless him, and damn, is Leland hot. I'd tap that.
Farewell,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
berlin_ and kokopoko, from the flist.
Welcome,beanie_platypus, to the flist.
I must confess that I'm curious as to what could be so dangerous or damning as to require concealment. This is the Internet, after all, that bastion of iniquity and perversion that is limited only by the imagination. Just by performing a Google search, I'v satisfied my curiosity about various sexual terms and practices, sometimes far in excess of what I wanted to see or know. Thanks to the Internet, female ejaculation and hentai are no longer mysteries of the Sexual Illuminati.
Given that, what dark secrets could the e-mail hold? Flicka porn? Little people being shoved headfirst up a burro's ass while a Tijuana hooker guzzles tequila and spunk in equal measure? Bambi/Flipper OTP? The Internet is a seedy place, and nothing-and I mean nothing-is beyond its grasp. Except cripple!porn. No matter the search terms I enter, I still can't bring up those coveted pictures of the paraplegic and the Siamese twins. I've found obese!porn, granny!porn, tranny!porn, gay!porn, and fetishes involving various and sundry bodily fluids, but no limper lovin'. I guess it isn't a sexual utopia, after all::snort::.
On a more serious and less disgusting note, I decided, on a whim, to participate in a snaps-cup meme, though I'll be buggered if I know what it is. I just thought it might be fun. It can be found here:
Snaps-Cup Meme.
In a day or two, I'll likely have forgotten all about it, but what the heck.
I watched Dog the Bounty Hunter tonight. Dog is just a big, wibbly teddy bear, bless him, and damn, is Leland hot. I'd tap that.
Farewell,
berlin_ and kokopoko, from the flist.Welcome,
beanie_platypus, to the flist.Tags: