Title: Secret Keeper Id--COMPLETE

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.


Part Ia Part Ib Part Ic



Secret Keeper, Part Id )
Title: Secret Keeper 1C

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.


Part Ia Part Ib


Secret Keeper, Part Ic )

Cont'd next entry
Title: Secret Keeper 1b

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.


Part Ia



Secret Keeper, Part Ib )

Cont'd next entry
Title: Secret Keeper 1a

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.



Secret Keeper, Part Ia )

Cont'd next post
Title: Secret Keeper 4/4--COMPLETE

Author: [personal profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.

Part I Part II Part III




FIC: Secret Keeper 4/4 )
Title: Secret Keeper 3/4

Author: [personal profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.

Part I Part II



FIC: Secret Keeper 3/4 )

Cont'd next entry
Title: Secret Keeper 2/4

Author: [personal profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.

Part I




FIC: Secret Keeper 2/4 )

Cont'd next entry
Title: Secret Keeper 1/4

Author: [personal profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.



FIC: Secret Keeper 1/4 )

Cont'd next post
Title: Sometimes There Is No Substitute

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom: Harry Potter

Character: Amos Diggory

Word Count: 135

Spoilers: Through OOTP

Disclaimer: All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.


A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] hpgen100 and the prompt, "Substitute".


Faux fur and fake nails and synthetic hair made from polyester and cotton blends. Porcelain crowns and capped teeth and ceramic choppers. Breasts made of silicone and penises made of rubber and gelatin. Glass eyes like Mad-Eye used to wear, and wooden legs. Fake butter and fake eggs and fake sugar and even a fake Mad-Eye Moody, once an upon an accursed time. There is, it seems, a substitute for everything.

But there is no replacement for an only son, and so when the Ministry sends Amos Diggory a plaque honoring his son's memory and posthumously awards his dead boy a medal of valor, he blasts it to smithereens on the front stoop of his sepulchral cottage with no Cedric to make it a home, and feels not the slightest bit of regret.
So, I got all nostalgic and wrote this HP drabble. Well, sort of. A perfect 100 words was too much to ask of my gabbling fingers.

Title: Mender of Bones

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom: Harry Potter

Character: Susan Bones

Rating: PG

Word Count: 130

SPOILERS: NA

A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] hpgen100.

Prompt: Bones


Susan Bones. Bony Bones, she was called as a child, when she'd been all red hair and hard angles and bony knees and too-big teeth in her small, thin, unglamorous mouth. Now she is a mender of bones, setting and smoothing and weaving her healing spells like a seamstress set to her needle. They love her, the people who come to her with their broken bones. To them, she is a healer, a soother of hurts, and they are grateful when her wand rises and falls and silences the pain that screams beneath their skin.

But once, not so long ago, her wand had risen and fallen with a different purpose. Once, not so long ago, she'd been a breaker and render of bones.

Sometimes, she wishes she still was.
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( Jun. 30th, 2010 04:26 pm)
Dear LJ,

The new homepage is hideous, and I don't appreciate having the [livejournal.com profile] ohnotheydidnt glurge smeared all over my LJ experience, while the important minutiae of my online life, like comments, are crammed into a small corner like malformed afterthoughts of faint consequence. If I cared about ONTD, I would join it. Rubbing my face into a steaming pile of shit and telling me it tastes good won't inspire me to eat it.

The spoilers wafting out of SPNfen continue to reek.

The trailer for Deathly Hallows continues to be magnificent, though I wouldn't go so far as to call it the "event of a generation".

I'm usually a Rich Bitch, but I found this picture of Christoph on the Rosenrot forums today:




I see that collar. Ungh. Mama likes.
Bill Withers' version of "Lean on Me is awesome and uplifting; Club Nouveau's makes me want to break furniture and urinate on the kindling.

And because I'm short on words tonight and spending the few I have on the treadle and loom in The Place That Is Not Here, a fic rec. Dream a Little Dream. It's labeled Snape/George, but it's really darkfic gen. The language is the best kind of haunting poetry, the lightning in a bottle every ficcer wishes to capture. I envy its beauty and the obvious talent behind it.
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( Oct. 2nd, 2008 06:09 pm)
Title: Et Tu 11b

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Rating: FRM

Fandom(s): CSI:NY/Numb3rs/HP

Pairing: Don Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: CSI:NY S1-S403; Numbers through S3; HP through Book 6

Disclaimer(s): All recognizable characters, places, and events in the CSI:NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All recognizable characters, places, and events in the HPverse are the property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Brothers, Inc.

Numb3rs and its respective properties belong to Cheryl Heuton, Nicolas Falacci, CBS, and Scott Free Productions.

No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made.

Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX Part Xa Part Xb Part XIa



Et Tu, Part XIb )
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( Oct. 2nd, 2008 06:03 pm)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Rating: FRM

Fandom(s): CSI:NY/Numb3rs/HP

Pairing: Don Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: CSI:NY S1-S403; Numbers through S3; HP through Book 6

Disclaimer(s): All recognizable characters, places, and events in the CSI:NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All recognizable characters, places, and events in the HPverse are the property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Brothers, Inc.

All recognizable characters, places, and events in the Numb3rsverse are property of Cheryl Heuton, Nicolas Falacci, CBS, and Scott Free Productions.

No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.


Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX Part Xa Part Xb



Et Tu, Part XIa )

Continued in Part B: Part XIb
There I was, ready to do my German exercises for the day. On a whim, I turn on the Weather Channel to see if there is a small shower in the area to explain the distant rumbles of thunder. What to my wondering eyes should appear but a giant blob of red death bearing down on us and a helpful crawl informing me that this storm features hail, multiple cloud-to-ground lightning strikes and winds of 60MPH.

Well, isn't that special?

So Roomie and I pull every plug in the house, batten down the hatches, and take refuge in the windowless bathroom. The appointed hour for the storm's arrival, 7:30, comes and goes with nary a whimper. 7:45, 8:00, nothing, not even a blown twig.

At 8:05, Roomie darts from the shelter of the bathroom to investigate. A look outside shows children playing on the greens and adults taking leisurely strolls around the complex. Befuddled by their lack of concern about death from above, Roomie plugs in the boob tube and turns to the Weather Channel, where there is...

Nothing. The monster storm has evaporated into nothingness, a red menace reduced to an ever-dwindling green blotch of tranquil rain. My city's bizarre meteorological biodome has spared us from a direct hit again. Thank heavens.

However, the hour spent in the cramped porcelain chapel of the great god, Bog, snuffed my enthusiasm for learning, and I spent the rest of the night watching WWE Raw in a butthurt torpor because Roomie was playing Julius Caesar with the television remote.

I am determined to make headway today, however, but how much progress I make will be determined by two factors: the weather, which currently promises nothing but woe until next goddamned Tuesday, and my progress on my [livejournal.com profile] spn_summergen fic. The latter is in the late stages, but with a scant nine days before the hour of none, time is running out.


For those HPfen on my list in search of reading material, might I suggest Kiss of Sick by [livejournal.com profile] death_ofme? Despite its unappealing, chunky monkey title, it's a fast, compelling read with vivid imagery, rich, human characterization(Molly and Ginny are particularly well-rendered, even if the former makes only a brief appearance), and an interesting, original plot that raises several questions about the fluid ethics of survival and the equally tenebrous and dubious morality adopted by those desperate to endure. Best of all, it does this without bludgeoning the reader about the head with the skull-shattering knout of authorial agenda. The final scene is especially potent, so potent that I had nightmares after reading it and am still turning several scenes over in my mind. And not the smutty ones, either.

I'm still wondering why brilliant, feisty Hermione would be so reckless and dumb as to, well, you'll see, but that's a minor quibble.

Be advised that the story is a horror story, and as such contains descriptions of violence and the ravages of epidemic disease. It is SS/HG AU, with explicit sex, not all of it--in fact, very little of it--of the vibrator-revving persuasion. It's consensual, but...I can't say anything more without spoiling the story. Just heed the warnings in the header.

The link provided is to Part 2/2; I'd hoped there was a link to Part 1/2 embedded in Part 2, but alas. Not to worry; Part 1 can be found in the previous entry.
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( Jul. 5th, 2008 12:44 pm)
Title: Et Tu 10b/?

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom(s): CSI:NY/Numb3rs

Pairing: Flack/OFC

Rating: FRM

SPOILERS: CSI:NY S1-S403; HP to Book 6; Numb3rs S1-S3.

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events herein are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX Part Xa



Et Tu, Part X; Part B/B )
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( Jul. 5th, 2008 12:37 pm)
Title: Et Tu 10a/?

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom(s): CSI:NY/Numb3rs

Pairing: Flack/OFC

Rating: FRM

SPOILERS: CSI:NY S1-S403; HP to Book 6; Numb3rs S1-S3.

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events herein are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Flack visits his sister's grave. This chapter is too long for one entry, so I've split it into two parts. The second half will be posted immediately after this one.

Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX


Et Tu, Part X; Part A/B )

Continue to Part B
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( May. 28th, 2008 05:32 pm)
Title: Et Tu 9/?

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

Fandom(s): CSI:NY/Numb3rs/HP

SPOILERS: CSI:NY S1-403; Numb3rs S1-S3; HP to Book 6.

Disclaimer(s):All recognizable characters, places, and events in the Numb3rsverse are the property of Tony and Ridley Scott, Cheryl Heuton and Nicholas Falacci, as well as CBS.

All recognizable, characters, places, and events in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc.

All recognizable characters, places, and events herein are the property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: I see a red door and I want to paint it black comes from the Rolling Stones' "Paint It Black".

There are also numerous references herein to events and magic in my unfinished HP magnum opus Summon the Lambs to Slaughter. For those interested in Judith Pruitt and D.A.I.M.S., please see Chapter 8 of said fic, which is archived at Fictionalley and the Pit of Voles.

Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII


Et Tu, Part IX )
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( Mar. 25th, 2008 02:35 pm)
Title: Et Tu 8/?

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Rating: FRAO for explicit sexual imagery

Pairing: Flack/OFC

Fandom(s): CSI:NY/Numb3rs/HP

SPOILERS: CSI:NY S1-403; Numb3rs S1-S3; HP to Book 6.

Disclaimer(s): All recognizable characters, places, and events herein are the property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: This is Rebecca's letter to Don, written on June 9, 2007. Remember that he's reading it on her birthday, June 10.

Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII


Et Tu, Part VIII )
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( Jan. 31st, 2008 11:01 pm)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

Fandom(s): CSI:NY/Numb3rs/HP

SPOILERS: CSI:NY S1-403; Numb3rs S1-S3; HP to Book 6.

Disclaimer(s): All recognizable characters, places, and events herein are the property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Until this chapter, I never realized how important the ideas of children and family--the idea of legacy--were to Flack. Hunh.

Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI


Et Tu, Part VII )
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