laguera25: Dug from UP! (Default)
( Jan. 14th, 2012 08:01 pm)
I can't decide if my day is like this:



Or like this:



On the one hand, Roomie has exploded into flailing tantrums at his computer three times today. I don't mean that he's sworn at it or grumbled at it or even screamed at it in a moment of frustration. I have done all of these things and more at video games during boss fights. I mean that he has, quite literally, stomped his feet and waved his fists and threatened to topple from his chair with his wild gesticulations. Apparently, Avast borked the spell checker on his version of Openoffice when it decided to update mid-check. Ever since, the program has crashed every time he runs a spellcheck, so I can only assume the dictionary file was deleted or corrupted when Avast accessed it during use. Thanks a heap, Avast. This is the second word processing program you've broken for no discernible reason.

Anyway, since he RPs quite a bit with friends, he's been pissy and flaily all day, shrieking at the computer in incoherent rage at random intervals. Which means that my nerves are shot because my CP-magnified startle reflex responds to every gibbering howl as though it were the detonation of a nuclear warhead. Spasming and jerking like someone mistook your asshole for an electrical outlet is fun, so fun, let me tell you. I know he isn't doing it on purpose, but I'm tired of being on the edge of mindless panic because he has impulse control issues.

On the other hand, Flack was so hot last night in that cranberry sweater. So hot that the sweater immediately conjured several dirty fantasies in my febrile, undersexed brain. I'm indifferent to CSI:NY's imminent passing at this point, but I am going to miss Flack. So much.

I also had prime rib and fried pickles for dinner. That makes today a push on the enjoyability scale, I think, so I'm going to post this and drink sweet tea and wait for the latest installment of Metal Evolution. Oh, and look at pictures of this:



At least until I can find pictures of Flack in that cranberry sweater.
Title: Secret Keeper Id--COMPLETE

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.


Part Ia Part Ib Part Ic



Secret Keeper, Part Id )
Title: Secret Keeper 1C

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.


Part Ia Part Ib


Secret Keeper, Part Ic )

Cont'd next entry
Title: Secret Keeper 1b

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.


Part Ia



Secret Keeper, Part Ib )

Cont'd next entry
Title: Secret Keeper 1a

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.



Secret Keeper, Part Ia )

Cont'd next post
Title: Secret Keeper 4/4--COMPLETE

Author: [personal profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.

Part I Part II Part III




FIC: Secret Keeper 4/4 )
Title: Secret Keeper 3/4

Author: [personal profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.

Part I Part II



FIC: Secret Keeper 3/4 )

Cont'd next entry
Title: Secret Keeper 2/4

Author: [personal profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.

Part I




FIC: Secret Keeper 2/4 )

Cont'd next entry
Title: Secret Keeper 1/4

Author: [personal profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY/HP

Rating: FRM

Pairing: Flack/OFC

SPOILERS: HP through HBP; CSI:NY through S6, especially "Pay Up" and "Cuckoo's Nest."

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set immediately after "Skin" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.



FIC: Secret Keeper 1/4 )

Cont'd next post
Yeee! The ticket money has finally been deducted from my account, and so I can only presume that the tickets themselves will be arriving shortly. Now I can concentrate on organizing my trip. My de facto travel agent has been mum for a few weeks, but I suspect he might have been sidelined by some minor family drama. I'm going to prod him tonight and get the ball rolling again.

While he's doing that, I need to get a pre-paid cellphone for the trip. My first cellphone, and it will likely go in the garbage as soon as I get home unless I decide to keep it in the car for emergencies. I hate the damn things, and people who live on them inspire the unbecoming urge to punch them in the face, especially when they're ignoring the breathing, tangible people right next to them. If you promised to take Junior out for ice cream, then mayhap you should pay attention to Junior and not have your eyes glued to your stock portfolio or your Twitter account. When Sonny Jim bludgeons you to death while you sleep in ten years, I wouldn't be surprised if he does it with your cellphone.

I'll also need to get an idea of who might like to meet for a bit. I'm not the most spontaneous person on the planet--spontaneity suffers for want of knowing whether or not you can go to the bathroom should the need arise, and I know some of you have expressed interest in meeting the elusive Guera. I won't have definitive dates until my novice travel agent gets back to me, but I'm hoping to stay three to five days in the city, and God, how I wish I could couchsurf, but gimpy bodies don't do floors very well, alas.


Two Thoughts on CSI:NY 704--SPOILERS )

And I'll have a more comprehensive review of CSI:NY tomorrow.



Flack in a tanktop.... I wish I could be more eloquent, but the server monkeys who operate my linguo-cortex have abdicated their lofty positions to join the howler monkeys who reside in my underpants.
[livejournal.com profile] cecirosenrot asked where she could find that scrumptious photo of Flack in tight jeans, and rather than send her a link to TalkCSI, I've decided to post the photo here for posterity.

Behold:

Flack in Jeans )

He's so pretty, and the only reason that choosing between CSI:NY and Supernatural this season is proving difficult. I might end up watching Supernatural the night it airs and NY the day after on the website. One of the perks of my new laptop is that the Flash Player actually works, so I've actually been able to partake of Hulu and the various network-based sites. It's quite convenient to be able to watch shows on my schedule. No more being left behind by a power failure.

On the Rammstein front, I snagged a handful of beautiful Richard pictures from the Rosenrot Drool Bucket, including these two:

I'm the Prettiest )


I'm not sure who's prettier, he or Flack.
laguera25: Dug from UP! (Default)
( Jan. 23rd, 2010 09:24 pm)
Title: Skin 1B--COMPLETE

Author: [personal profile] laguera25

Fandom(s): CSI:NY, with mentions of HP

Rating: R/RFM for violent imagery

Pairing: Flack/OFC

Spoilers: Spoilers through 608, "Cuckoo's Nest".

Part Ia

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set post-"Cuckoo's Nest" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.

Skin, Part IB )
laguera25: Dug from UP! (Default)
( Jan. 23rd, 2010 09:21 pm)
Title: Skin

Author: [personal profile] laguera25

Fandom(s): CSI:NY, with mentions of HP

Rating: R/RFM for violent imagery

Pairing: Flack/OFC

Spoilers: Spoilers through 608, "Cuckoo's Nest".

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set post-"Cuckoo's Nest" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.


Skin, Part 1A )

Cont'd
Title: Skin 1B--COMPLETE

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom(s): CSI:NY, with mentions of HP

Rating: R/RFM for violent imagery

Pairing: Flack/OFC

Spoilers: Spoilers through 608, "Cuckoo's Nest".

Part Ia

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set post-"Cuckoo's Nest" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.

Skin, Part IB )
laguera25: Dug from UP! (Default)
( Jan. 23rd, 2010 03:17 pm)
Title: Skin

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom(s): CSI:NY, with mentions of HP

Rating: R/RFM for violent imagery

Pairing: Flack/OFC

Spoilers: Spoilers through 608, "Cuckoo's Nest".

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events in the NYverse are property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis.

All characters in the HPverse are property of J.K. Rowling, Scholastic and Bloomsbury Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No infringement is intended, and no profit is being made. For entertainment only.

A/N: Set post-"Cuckoo's Nest" in the Flack/Stanhope crackverse.


Skin, Part 1A )

Cont'd
I've received my Avast license key and will soon install it, a prospect which fills me with no little trepidation. Computers have been my best friends and constant companions since I was nine, but I've never been comfortable mucking about in their guts. I'm always afraid that whatever I do, no matter how innocuous, will cause the computer to explode in a shower of sparks. Still, I'm tired of Avast bleating at me that my free trial will end OMG SOON, and that if I don't remedy that by clicking the red box, my computer will be immediately wracked by spyware and viruses and devoured from the inside out.

Charlie the tree was erected last night, and much like his owner, he has issues with balance and equilibrium. Hence, he's being propped up by stacks of strategically placed presents. I've no doubt that when those presents are removed on Christmas Day, Charlie will topple like an exhausted ballerina who's held herself en pointe for too long. Right now, he's listing decidedly to port and trying gamely to look jolly despite anemic branches and flattened plastic pine needles.

Does anyone have an icon of Flack in that elf outfit? It was cheesy, but methinks it would make the perfect holiday icon.
Title: C is For Confession(Pride Before the Fall)

Author: [personal profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY

Rating: FRT/PG-13

Pairing: N/A; gen

SPOILERS: Spoilers for 507, "Dead Inside"

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events are the property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis. No profit is being made, and no infringement is intended. For entertainment only.

A/N: Part of the CSI:NY Alphabet series. Though part of a series, each fic can be read alone.

Summary: Flack in the aftermath of his sister's confession.

A is for Aiden B is For Bully

C Is For Confession )
Title: C is For Confession(Pride Before the Fall)

Author: [livejournal.com profile] laguera25

Fandom: CSI:NY

Rating: FRT/PG-13

Pairing: N/A; gen

SPOILERS: Spoilers for 507, "Dead Inside"

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters, places, and events are the property of Anthony Zuiker, Jerry Bruckheimer, CBS, and Alliance-Atlantis. No profit is being made, and no infringement is intended. For entertainment only.

A/N: Part of the CSI:NY Alphabet series. Though part of a series, each fic can be read alone.

Summary: Flack in the aftermath of his sister's confession.

A is for Aiden B is For Bully

C Is For Confession )
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